Once upon a time I was the prude, innocent girl. I didn't drink and I had been with my boyfriend for over 14 months and never even seen his joystick.
That's probably why he cheated on me with 10 of my friends.
Like any normal person, I got over the bastard with the only things that can flip your world around: New rides and vodka.
Of course the exhilarating rides were normally a result of the vodka, and for that, I fully blame my BFF Burnett for my new lifestyle that has everyone involved grabbing the bedposts.
Now it's time for you to get a ride too. Enjoy it, but don't you dare fall in love. That never ends well.